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	For Valentine’s Day, I gave my aunt and Uncle Vinny a gift certificate for a couples massage. I love my aunt  and, as for my uncle, I thought the massage would relax him enough to make him fall asleep, giving my aunt 60 minutes of yap-less peace. 	It started with my uncle dressing down to just his red Speedo britches. I’m sure his shirtless chest and black wiry Italian hair, similar to painter Bob Ross’ Afro, was quite a sight to see. 	Before he climbed onto the massage bed like it was a rock wall, he hand

For Valentine’s Day, I gave my aunt and Uncle Vinny a gift certificate for a couples massage. I love my aunt and, as for my uncle, I thought the massage would relax him enough to make him fall asleep, giving my aunt 60 minutes of yap-less peace. It started with my uncle dressing down to just his red Speedo britches. I’m sure his shirtless chest and black wiry Italian hair, similar to painter Bob Ross’ Afro, was quite a sight to see. Before he climbed onto the massage bed like it was a rock wall, he hand

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Body This week’s question: Do you agree with Cherokee County Sheriff Dustin Smith’s decision to retire immediately rather than seek re-election?