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  1. 9 Sep 2021

    The 31st First Annual Ig Nobel Prize ceremony will happen online Thursday, September 9, 2021, at 6:00 pm (EDT). Ten new Ig Nobel prizes will be awarded for things that make people laugh, then think.

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  2. 20 Aug 2021
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  3. 20 Aug 2021
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  4. 12 Mar 2021

    Most people have an above average number of legs.

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  5. 19 Feb 2021

    Which of the following words best describes the color of the sky as it appears to you at this moment? Do not answer if you are unwilling to look at the sky. Black Blue Brown Cyan Gray Green Indigo Magenta Orange Pink Red Violet White Yellow

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  6. 19 Jan 2021

    No Amtrak train for Joe Biden today. Direct flight from Wilmington to Edwards Air Force Base.

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  7. 6 Jan 2021

    Where was the Department of Homeland Security today?

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  8. 4 Jan 2021

    Someone named Olivia is responsible for Evil.

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  9. 10 Nov 2020

    The humans "existing" in the Apple campus on today's looked real but he environments did not — like they were in some generic studio and the "real world" was inserted behind them.

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  10. 21 Oct 2020

    R.I.P. James Randi

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  11. 18 Sep 2020

    Fixed my start page. Thank you for features I didn't ask for or need.

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  12. 30 Aug 2020

    If you can’t see the fire hydrant you can’t get a ticket.

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  13. 21 Aug 2020
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  14. 28 Jul 2020

    Statement of the obvious.

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  15. 25 Jul 2020

    This may be the earliest example of a "don't try this at home" disclaimer (1831). Sounds like something the Mythbusters would test.

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  16. 23 Jul 2020

    Cosmological timeline from 10⁻⁴³ seconds to 10²⁷ seconds (3 quintillion years).

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  17. 21 Jul 2020

    Bobble head Fauci

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  18. 8 Jul 2020

    Can any two foods or drinks have the same flavor, but different "flavor profiles? If not, then everyone needs to stop saying "flavor profile".

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  19. 30 Jun 2020

    You probably don't live in a place where the local acceleration due to gravity is best represented by its standard value of 9.81 m/s². Across most of the earth, it's less than this.

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  20. 21 Jun 2020

    Updated Saturn V illustration with improved color, shading, and detail

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