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Senior writer , my own personal sommelier.

Seattle, WA
Joined December 2010
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  1. 27 Dec 2017

    To be fair, it's only natural to be suspicious of fruitcake.

    An abandoned fruitcake prompted evacuation of Seattle’s Colman Dock, disrupting ferry service Tuesday. What a way to celebrate early!
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    8 Dec 2017

    didn't realize it was so expensive to order womb service

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  3. 6 Dec 2017

    It's his aunt's first flight, so he walked her through every minute of takeoff so she wouldn't be nervous. He was very excited for her to see the view of the city!

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  4. 6 Dec 2017

    Guy behind me on this flight is a pilot. Once told a farmer, "You're the proud owner of North Carolina's newest airport" when he crash landed in his field. 😮

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  5. 5 Dec 2017

    For those worried there's a war on Christmas, just remember even Bad Religion has a Christmas album.

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  6. 1 Dec 2017

    Am I too late for the plum thing? Am I doing this wrong? Not the cherry, not the apple, not the peach, just the plums I'm the king of the Ave., and they were in the icebox. Well, they're MIA, but they were sweet, ad hoc.

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  7. 30 Nov 2017

    Seeing with some fellow nerds.

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    16 Nov 2017

    Please do not allow the fact that you like or dislike someone's politics or art to be the deciding factor in how voraciously you support victims of sexual assault.

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  9. 13 Nov 2017

    Just understood the guy next to me saying "QFC" in French, so the Duolingo is clearly paying off.

  10. 11 Nov 2017

    This is the story I've been waiting for.

    Over 40 years after her death, Agatha Christie is having a moment. Where to stream the author's best adaptations.
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  11. 9 Nov 2017

    "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." Happy Carl Sagan Day!

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  12. 7 Nov 2017

    Me voting in 2016 vs. me voting in 2017. (Just kidding. Still 140.)

  13. 7 Nov 2017

    It's Election Day, and you know what that means: Anything can happen! (So vote.)

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  14. 6 Nov 2017

    Really wish this wasn't an evergreen Onion article.

    "The reason we have tragedies like this is because of how our healthcare system that I am dead set on undermining fails to serve Americans in desperate need of psychological treatment."
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  15. 5 Nov 2017

    One Sunday morning. Two different states. Two different churches. Two separate shootings.

    2 shot, 1 dead in early morning church shooting in SW Fresno:
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  16. 2 Nov 2017

    Somewhere, someone has made a Zooey Bechamel joke, right? Or Emily?

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  17. 1 Nov 2017

    Thinking of entering the Triwizard Tournament.

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  18. 24 Oct 2017

    If I didn't use the Overdive app, I wouldn't be able to afford anything else. That's how many books I read/listen to.

    RT if you're an adult who uses the library.
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  19. 19 Oct 2017

    This would make me so mad, if I wasn't too much of a wimp to use eyedrops.

    Eyedrops overflow our eyes because drug companies design it that way. The waste comes out of consumers' pockets.
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  20. 18 Oct 2017

    You can also call a lot of freelancers "full-time workers without benefits."

    Freelancers are sick of being called “gig workers”
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