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Also, call the Assemble After Dark @TacoBell hotline! We wanna hear you ordering and eating Taco Bell. 716-226-0380
I've never even heard of Longmire.
My buddy Clint wrote this. He's a great writer who's gonna be huge. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5646250 …
Tonight I learned that the mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska is a cat named Stubbs.
@BenHBailey today I farted in the fragrance department but it didn't work. Just smelled like flowers and farts.
2 Dolphin 2 Tale
Just farted in Starbucks and everyone can totally smell it.
Take a look at the #ArchieComics on sale 9/17 at your local comic book store! http://instagram.com/p/s3Ez9BAHs7/
It's GhostBUSTER not GhostDUSTER! You know, cause all women are maids and they dust and stuff a lot, or something.
if the Cardinals score 20 points, there's a discount on shitty chicken sandwiches at Burger King #Excitement
"Think Conan the Barbarian, but the lead character is Dimebag Darrell." - my next pitch
Word of mouth is the only true defense against cancellation small indie books have. If you like a book, tell people. More than once.
I've been think about Dimebag Darrell a lot, lately.
Hey FUCK YOU for giving me something for free U2!
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