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Avada Kedavra: The Think Tank Is Dead (You Killed It With Your Genius-ness)

June 9, 2011

Butts, it's time to ask the hard question: would I look good with a mustache?

Just kidding. That isn't a hard question at all. Of COURSE I would look good with a mustache. Are you KIDDING?

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DAYYYY-UM, When Did Draco Get So Handsome?

May 11, 2011

As you all know, Chelsea Dagger is worse at simple mathematics than most 3rd graders. She can hardly spell the words "long division" (she always adds an extra 'h' ), let alone execute the concept

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Neville And Draco Are Trapped In A Well With A Pogo Stick. This Shizz Just Got Interesting.

May 5, 2011

Chelsea Dagger is awfully sorry to have missed the Tank last week, butterbeans, but she's here now, munching on apologetic cherry tomatoes and weeping quietly like usual, and that's all that matters. She even cooked

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You Are One Pertinacious Son-of-a-Gun

May 4, 2011

EPIC VOCAB SHOUT-OUTS from yesterday's post go to:

NinjaPotter: Every single Sparkler loves The Dagger's plethora of diaphoresis that perspires from her axilla. Don't deny it.

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C-Dags Has A Plethora of Super-Sweaty Admirers

May 3, 2011

EPIC VOCAB SHOUT-OUTS from yesterday's post go to:

SecretlyAWizard: My mother chastises me when I beg too much for that orange kitten at the pet store. IT'S ONE OF MY DREAMS TO OWN AN ORANGE CAT,

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