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What Your Toothpaste Brand Says About You

April 5, 2011

We subscribe to the old gnawed-on birch twig and saliva method of dental hygiene, but we hear this stuff called toothpaste is really catching on. Some people swear by it! Not ...

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Auntie SparkNotes: Forging Familial Closeness

April 5, 2011

Dear Auntie,

I have either: a) inattentive parents or b) unrealistically high expectations. I love my parents, but we don't really spend much time together. For instance, I spend most of my time in the office,...

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The Angry Files: Live Fish and Turtle Key Rings

April 5, 2011

I am the angriest Sparkitor. Today I am angry about this particular FISH AND TURTLE CRUELTY.

Turtles already have to go through life with toenails for mouths. Why lock them inside a keychain, deprive ...

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Flyergirl13 Tells You How—To Ace Any Test

April 5, 2011

This post applies to everyone—even if you're dropping out of school right this very moment. Why? Because life is a test, and with my advice, you'll pass it with flying colors. Interested?

That question was a ...

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The Return of Gleecaps: Move Over, Everyone. It’s Time for Klaine.

April 5, 2011

After 50 kajillion emails, y'all have finally worn our brass knuckles down to brass nothins. You want Gleecaps? Ya got 'em. This time by jtjuvenile. —Sparkitors

After an eloquent and powerful appeal to the ...

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What Your Toothpaste Brand Says About You 38

Auntie SparkNotes: Forging Familial Closeness 23

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Life

What Your Toothpaste Brand Says About You 38

We subscribe to the old gnawed-on birch twig ...more

Flyergirl13 Tells You How—To Ace Any Test 14

How to Be an Awesome Vegetarian 52

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Poll: What are you most excited for?
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School

Application Essay: Booty Talk 39

Since reading this essay a few weeks ago, I've thought ...more

How to Survive Picture Day 61

A Day in the Life of a Theater Techie 70

Quiz: High School Principals in Pop Culture
Poll: What colors should the SparkLife Academy flag be?
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Digital

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The Angry Files: Live Fish and Turtle Key Rings 41

I am the angriest Sparkitor. Today I am angry about this particular FISH AND TURTLE CRUELTY. Turtles already have to go through life with toenails for ...more
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Books

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One Year, 100 Books: Whip It 18

Book #22: Whip It (formerly published as Derby Girl) Author: Shauna Cross Reason for Reading: When I saw the movie (screenplay written by the author, ...more
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Music

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Playlist of the Day for April 5 17

Today's playlist, sent in by yourmothershouldknow26, is called The British Are Coming... They Rock! but it came with the subtitle "Hug ...more
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Advice

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Auntie SparkNotes: Forging Familial Closeness 23

Dear Auntie, I have either: a) inattentive parents or b) unrealistically high expectations. I love my parents, but we don't really spend much time together. For...more
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