By: Kathryn_Williams
We subscribe to the old gnawed-on birch twig and saliva method of dental hygiene, but we hear this stuff called toothpaste is ...
By: kat_rosenfield
Dear Auntie,
I have either: a) inattentive parents or b) unrealistically high expectations. I love my parents, but we don't really spend much time together. For...
By: Emily Winter
I am the angriest Sparkitor. Today I am angry about this particular FISH AND TURTLE CRUELTY.
Turtles already have to go through life with toenails for ...
By: Contributor
This post applies to everyone—even if you're dropping out of school right this very moment. Why? Because life is a test, and with my advice, ...
After 50 kajillion emails, y'all have finally worn our brass knuckles down to brass nothins. You want Gleecaps? Ya got 'em. This time by ...
ShanMarie_thegreat just inspired us to throw out nine of our ten lunch sliders. (#4 was slightly less convincing.) –Sparkitors
Vegetarians are the most awesome ...
Book #22: Whip It (formerly published as Derby Girl)
Author: Shauna Cross
Reason for Reading: When I saw the movie (screenplay written by the author, ...
Farty Thomas here! JUST KIDDING. Well, sort of.
So, Confidence Pants Week was last week, and we posted 7 trillion thousand short stories about ...
By: Jennifer Grudziecki
It's now 4 weeks, 4 days, 2 hours, and 39 minutes until Prom, and I'll tell you what, Sparklers, this author never ceases to amaze ...
By: Chelsea Dagger
EPIC VOCAB SHOUT-OUTS for yesterday's word go to:
unicornsarereal: Me thinks Lord ...