Jennifer & John, back on

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back together – again.

This, according to Us Weekly who says the pair have reunited after nine months apart.

Jen and John have been corresponding via text messages recently and met up at a Four Seasons hotel after having dinner separately on September 22nd.

The Us Weekly sources say:

“He really got to her, and she’s hooked on him. She just can’t let go.”

“They are very close. They remain great friends. He thinks she’s amazing, nice and smart, and he has nothing but respect for her.”

Oh boy, here we go again. I almost feel like a fool for even posting about it because  I’ll probably be posting about their break-up soon enough. Then will come the Brad & Jen are Back Together! rumor….it’s a vicious cycle.

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Falcon Heene a.k.a. Balloon Boy, and family

The boy the internet quickly named “Balloon Boy,” has been discovered at his home in Colorado.

He was hiding in a cardboard box in the family’s attic.

Falcon was never in the experimental balloon that took off in Fort Collins, CO and finally landed 60 miles away near Keenesburg. A sibling originally had said that he saw the boy enter the craft before it took off.

Helicopters followed the balloon which flew through the air, spinning and wobbling for more than an hour. People around the world watched on the internet and on television hoping for a safe landing. Luckily, little Falcon never flew.

This isn’t the first time the Heene family has had airtime. [Pun intended, heh.] They once appeared on ABC’s Wife Swap.

Watch video of the spectacle and our original post about the balloon boy, HERE.

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“Balloon Boy” video

A 6-year-old boy climbed into an experimental hot air balloon and has floated away into the skies in Colorado.

The aircraft, which was made by his parents and resembles a UFO, is being monitored by officials who are trying to figure out what to do. The fear is that the balloon will crash with the boy in it. The experimental craft has the potential to reach 10,000 feet.

It’s last known whereabouts was 40 miles north of Denver, near Milliken.

Watch live video of the boy in the balloon and see the developing story HERE!

UPDATE: THe balloon has landed. NO ONE was found inside! One of the helicopters on the scene said the balloon reached 15,000 feet at one time. If you saw the video, you saw what a violent ride that would have been. Let’s hope the little boy is safe and sound somewhere and wasn’t thrown out. OR that it was a hoax!!

UPDATE #2: Another theory….maybe this kid accidentally released his parents’ experimental balloon and was worried he may get into big trouble because of it. So he hid. ?

UPDATE #3: How did this thing get off the ground with a human body in it anyhow? It looked light as a feather.. The more I think about it…hmmm…

UPDATE #4: Balloon Boy has been found alive at his home in Colorado. He was never inside the balloon. He found inside a box in the family’s attic. A sibling originally said that they saw the boy, identified as Falcon Heene, get into the experimental balloon. http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/colorado.boy.balloon/

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Meghan McCain’s boob-i-full Twitpic

Meghan McCain posted a total boob shot on Twitter yesterday and then got all pouty and defensive when people commented on her rack.

With the photo she posted:

“my “spontaneous” night in is my Andy Warhol biography and takeout….I’m getting old”

When really she meant:

“LOOK AT MY BOOBS!”

Ya think? So when people responded negatively to the shot she acted like she had no clue as to why. Since then she posted six times defending herself. One of the posts:

“when I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a “slut”, I can’t even tell you how hurt I am”

Save it, sister.

She’s also threatened to leave Twitter, because, well, it’s the thing to do this week.

“why I have been considering deleting my twitter account, what once was fun now just seems like a vessel for harassment”

Playing the dumb blonde, no doubt.

Ok, listen. Fake boobs or not, was the bitch standing on her effing head when she shot the photo? Her tits are around her neck! She is SO OBVIOUSLY pushing them up as high to her chin with her arm! The Warhol jazz was just a cover. She wanted you to notice her tits. The book is not focal point of this photo, Meghan. You’re not fooling us!

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California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed a bill to help protect celebrities from the intrusive paparazzi.

The bill aims to protect celebrities and their families when they are involved in “personal or familial activity.” It also includes an amendment that allows litigation against those media outlets who choose to purchase and publish photos that they know were shot illegally. Schwarzenegger himself was a victim to aggressive paparazzi in 1998 after being boxed in by two of their vehicles while picking his children up from school. So yeah, he gets it.

The bill takes effect in January, 2010. Photographers who choose to break this law will face fines up to $50,000.

So it looks like we are going to see the celebrities fight back next year! It will be interesting to see how many paparazzi will actually be sued, or media outlets for that matter. Blogs even? Who knows. It has gotten quite out of hand. These guys cram their cameras up skirts, they climb trees and sometimes they even cause accidents – just to get a picture. So yeah, I think it’s a good idea, but will it really work?

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From the 1995 self-titled album, it’s Garbage with “I’m Only Happy When it Rains.”

Being that it is fall (in most of the country) and the rainy season is among us, I thought this oldie but goodie was the perfect, gloomy selection. Pour your misery down on me!

I love Shirley Manson and her shift dresses in this video. Shift dresses SO remind me of the mid-90s. Yes, I had a few, and I had the boots to match. Shirley kicks ass. She and Dana Scully made red hair THE color of the 90s.

Enjoy this classic!

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A quick reminder to set your DVR’s (before you forget) to record the second installment in DJ AM’s “Gone Too Far.”

In case you missed the first one, it’s a heart wrenching addiction documentary hosted by the late DJ AM. Ironically, filming of the show had wrapped just days before the his accidental drug overdose. His family has approved the series to run despite his death, in hopes that it’s deadly lesson will inspire others to get help for their addictions.

The second episode of “Gone Too Far” airs Monday, October 19th at 10PM PST/EST on MTV.

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