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Simon Wardley
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💚+❤️🇺🇳 I like ducks, they're fowl but not through choice. Born 321 ppm CO₂. swardleymaps.com ... the official home of Wardley Mapping
Burmarsh, Kent, UK
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Nov 21, 2017
    Reminded of a past conversation ... X: We're going to spend $1bn on this effort. Me: I can deliver the same result for $20m. X: How? Me: pay me $20m to sit on a beach drinking and in five years I'll phone you up to say "we failed". ... 5 years later X: I wish we paid you $20m.
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Jan 27, 2021
    #Reddit invents the trickle down economy with #GameStop and now the talk is all about regulation. Apparently wealth is supposed to only flow one way whilst promises of future breadcrumbs flows the other.
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Sep 3, 2020
    X : One of our customers wants a new feature in our product. Me : Sounds good. Add it to the backlog. X : No other customer seems to want this. It's unique to them. Me : Is it a generally useful feature that others might want? X : I doubt it Me : Then super low priority.
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Oct 25, 2014
    Everything you need to know about Knowledge and Expertise in one handy graph
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Sep 7, 2020
    The number one rule on zoom is ... you're an invited guest into someone else's home. If the kids invade then - they absolutely have the right to. It's their home as well. You can't import corporate "norms" into someone else's home. Learn to adapt.
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Nov 24, 2018
    X : I know you says it's a commodity but we've decided to custom build this software. It creates a better brand experience. Me : Do you know how much that is costing you? X : It's just engineering time. Me : Oh god ...
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Jan 22, 2019
    In the old days, this is how I use to organise ... by silos based around aptitude e.g. skillsets such as engineering and finance. There was always fight between silos and even within silos ...
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Aug 5, 2019
    X : Do you have any thoughts on climate change. Me : La La La X : You don't agree with it? Me : Quite the opposite. I worked in the industry in the 1990s when we had a chance. X : What should we do? Me : Apologise to your kids. Beg forgiveness from grandkids. X : Is that it?
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Jun 16, 2016
    Understanding the nature of Enterprise IT in a single diagram
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Dec 20, 2021
    X : What is web 3.0? Me : A set of worthwhile experiments being tightly coupled to specific forms of crypto for reasons of greed leading to a dystopian society of excessive control and inequality through decentralisation and "choice" that most will be excluded from.
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Sep 13, 2019
    X : Any chance we can meet for coffee? Me : Virtual or in person? X : In person. Me : Whereabouts? X : I'll be in London next month. Me : Ok, A coffee shop in London Hythe. X : Where's that. Me : About 70 miles away. X : Something a bit more local? Me : Hythe is local ... to me.
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Feb 20, 2023
    X : You seem negative about ChatGPT and its impact. Me : Quite the opposite. ChatGPT is not a thinking machine but it's a very good stochastic parrot. That has huge potential. X : Such as? Me : Management consultants, executives, thought leaders, marketing, lobbyists etc etc.
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Jul 11, 2018
    X : Can you explain what is serverless? Me : The definition I use? Serverless is an event driven, utility based, stateless, code execution environment.
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    Simon Wardley
    @swardley
    Oct 22, 2022
    X : Did you see "Why we're leaving the cloud" - world.hey.com/dhh/why-we-re-… Me : Nope. X : And? Me : Why are you talking infrastructure clouds to me? This is 2022. You should have migrated to severless years ago. I'm not interested in niche edge cases.
    world.hey.com
    Why we're leaving the cloud
    Basecamp has had one foot in the cloud for well over a decade, and HEY has been running there exclusively since it was launched two years ago. We've run extensively in both Amazon's cloud and...

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