Nothing like waking up to 4 missed calls and 3 texts from your upstairs tenant they she called the fire department to the house because the smoke alarm went off intermittently.
It was, indeed, just the batteries.
And probably a nice $1k in taxpayer dollars for that call.
Today is the Mondayist Friday ever. To add onto the bullshit, my Chase card gets hacked, but don't worry I can get another in *just 5-7 business days". I love this for me.
Look, I've been trying to fight the lore of cottage cheese my entire 35 years in existence.
But I'm afraid to say, I have become somewhat of a cottage cheese connosuier. I don't make the rules anymore.